lately i'm suffocate dlm toilet. nk feel lebey2 pn xbley. just sit n go. can't delay anymore. ppl are getting more arrogant these day. nk kate bute nnti mara plak. tp tu la hakikat nye. so mcm nie la gua ckp genius, sheer genius and unbelievablely stupid how sum ppl cannot to understand the so obvious "NO SMOKING" sticker being patched everywhere in the corner of the floor. pls bear in mind that u're not the only person who ever live in this world. rmi lg umat2 dr zaman nabi adam smpi la skang. tp xtau la dr dlu k ade org2 yg smoke nie.
so going back to the title after a long n wasted intro, "sory for dat ya". so to go green kn senang je. jgn la smoke. yes jgn la smoke. i dont gv a damn care for watever reason u nk smoke. xyah la nk bg alasan kalo u xsmoke nnti tabacco planter kat kelantan tu bungkus xde biz. so lemme gv u'all an analogy. kalo cacing dlm batu tu pn bley idup, so we as human being hv to strive la for watever it takes. pndi wat anak kn eventho dlu xde vcd or 3gp kn? so pndi2 la yer.
next campaign is jgn naek lif. cube la naek tangge eventho u tingkat 19 or 20. cube la ckit2. nie naek 1 floor pn nk naek lif. apatah lg yg turun tu. mmg rse nk lempang la. kalo dh veteran tu xpela. nie muke pn cam x akil baliqh lg ape hal. lutut longgar k. slalu wat ape tu?
tanam la pokok or letak la sumthing green kat atas meja tu. so dat nmpk la go green kn. pastu dh letak tu jgn la lpe nk maintain. nnti serabai je aku tgk pokok lu. butthurt je gua nti. kalo bley letak la aquarium ngn skali ikan2 nye ya. br la tmpt ko tu jd mcm gampang. bising nk mampos dgr bunyi air meletup2 nk bg oksigen kat ikan2 korg tu.
pastu recycle la paper2 korg tu. keje asek nk print je. xkn la emel2 bodo yg xpenting tu pn nk print. ape kejadah nye.boss nk audit emel gak k.pastu print la dpn blkg. jimat la ckit paper. nie ble aku nk print je paper xde.paper xde xpe, nie ngn toner2 plak xde. ingat kjap k nk restart printer gabak tu aka mesin photostat. kalo tgh urgent tu time tu la mcm2 hal jd plak.
off pc korg tu. nie habit yg like shit yg aku slalu observed. mmg la korg xbyr letrik tp kn jgn la smpi pc korg tu meletup plak overheating. pc tu pn nk rehat gak. die tu pn machine yg tau nk rehat. tp diorg bg alasan server, mcm ner nk tutup. nti org laen xleh access info. wat the crap man. server ape? server movie ka? server pirated software ka? or server game aka dota or cs ka?. like shit la yall punye argument bijak2. tkr la wallpaper color itam ya. xyah la nk letak gmbr2 cute korg tu. aku jumpe korg pn tiap2 ari. so ble korg xde kat meja tu still nmpk muke korg lg sbb wallpaper besar2 gmbr korg. so wat2 la tkr ye.
nie habit yg plg teruk gak la aku tgk. kalo tiap2 3 ari korg mintak 2 batang pen ngn kak admin tu, mmg xjd saving la company yg xseberape nk wat biz nie. pastu newspaper yg 10 jenis tu xyah la nk order lg. nie zaman IT sume bley bce kat tenet. bape kerat la org yg bce newspaper tu time break. time keje gak la korg nk sebok2 bce newspaper. pastu bce blog yg byk crap nie. blm cite yg tapau2 dlm polistrine tu yg mcm korg tgk kat fb spirulina. ade mamat mne la kne tapau kn. mkn la kat kedai bawah tu. mmg xde life la korg nie. asek ddk dpn pc je. get la sum fresh air. lepak2 ngn mmbr2 kat cafe.
p/s: patutnye ban je trus fb time waktu ofis coz time tu la korg sume sebok nk pki tenet plak. time laen aku tgk korg tdo je *ala2 berckp dpn cermin je*.
****dh lame xraging dlm blog kn. sbbnye xde mood nk tulis pn coz ble ade keje laen mls la nk type2 nie kn. byk lg ok keje aku. pesanan yg aku dpt arinie kat #uniqlo org beratur pjg mcm haram. xabes2 lg beratur mcm 1 mile je. dlm tu plak sesak nk mampos. cancel jela arinie. byk lg ari2 laen nk pg. uniqlo pronounce as yunikuro coz the jap cant prounounce the letter "L". so jgn wat malu yer sebut uniqlo as "UNIQUE-LOW" its "YUNIKURO" OK.
go green in office
annoying things dlm lif plak
tiap2 ari pn ku naek lif kn. so xkn la xde bende nk rage pasal nie kn. xde ape nk ckp pn cume byk sgt org yg wat bende2 yg xspatutnye manusia normal wat dlm lif la kn. paling ku rage skali ble org naek lif 1 tingkat je. ape punye mls nye la manusia2 nie. naek la tannge exercise ckit. pastu bley la jimat bil letrik company. sbb kalo jimat cne cnie ade la fund lebey nk pg oversea kn. xgitu plak kn. yg naek lif setingkat tu mmg pemalas la. yg lg pemalas nk mampos tu ble nk turun 1 tingkat pn nk gne lif. anda nie OKU k or pki wheelchair?
pastu mcm2 bau tu xyah cite la kn. paham2 sendirik je la. bau rokok la, bau ikan la, bau sampah la, perfume yg mcm kuat gle la aka segelen, tu blom lg kalo ade mamat2 or minah2 mne yg kentut plak kn. tu plg nice la kn. yg siap bwk mknn mcm2 tu lg la nk rage kn. tp kdg2 bau2 yg sedap tu mmg xleh nk tahan gak la. yg bau ok mmg sdp la nk bau kn. yg bau mcm tempoyak expired tu mmg bley pengsan la.
bau tu 1 hal. yg ske wat bising nie pn 1 hal. msk lif je stat la cite2 gosip2 diorg yg ku xphm pangkal ujung cite nye pn. maka byk la rumours yg bley ddgri. kalo pg2 mse nk naek atas tu, anda sume bley la dgr cite2 pasal ape yg blaku di spjg highway. ape yg jd kat highway td, jem kat mne, polis kat mne, accident kat mne. tiap2 ari anda akn dgr cite yg sme coz tiap2 ari pn jem. jem tu mmg biase la. kalo xjem tu yg luar biase. kalo cite accident tu xyah la ckp. dr parking lot smpi k lif smpi la 1 floor pn stat ckp pasal bende yg sme. sume org ade version msg2. tu yg br sembang2 la. yg ckp ngn fon tu lg la xbley bla. xtau la cane diorg bley sembang rilek je dlm lif. ku tgk fon ku xde line je ble msk dlm lif. mayb hp lu org mhl beribu2 kot. yg bersiul2, hentak2 kaki, tgn gatal ketuk sne snie tu xyah cite la kn. byg kn sume org tgh diam pastu anda wat bende2 nie. kalo cun xpela gak.. nie awek bat.... rse nk sepak pn ade.
ble nk lunch break n nk blk tu, mmg payah la nk turun naek lif. penuh je umat manusia dr tingkat atas skali nk naek lif skali. so resulted in lif tu xstop la kat my floor. xrse cam panas je k. ble nk turun tu kne tekan atas dlu coz kte akn naek atas dlu, ble die dh smpi kat tingkat atas skali n penuh kn umat2 manusia kat atas tu, br la bley turun pg ground floor. tiap2 ari pn camtu.
p/s: sori byk2 coz pg2 smlm dh stat raging xtentu pasal. mmg angin la 1 bdn kn. kalo pompuan mayb la ade pms. tp laki2 mne ade pms. senang cite hati mmg panas la smlm. xyah la nk tanye knp kn. wat2 paham sudey.
***rse cam nk try2 cari keje laen la. eventho bahagie je kat cnie. tp nk survey2 je la. mne la tau dpt offer yg lg bgus kn. target nk gaji stating myr7000. kthxbye.
service KFC east coast mall kuantan
kfc east coast mall punye service sux nk mampos. manager yg blagak gle mcm bapak die owner kfc seMalaya plak. letak cheese kat cheesy wedges tu dh ckit gle, mcm la gua ni mkn free plak. eh aku xheran la ku pn bley je nk byr lebey. tp sebabkn ati dh panas n rse cam nk lempang je manager die, aku pn diam je la. pastu nk suruh tambah nk charge seringgit plak. bley plak camtu. si cashier ni pn tanye la kat manager die, kak xxx (name xingat) mmg byk nie kn letak cheese. manager yg bongkak tu pn tgk sblh mate je pn n ckp ye... sepatah je. haram btola. bikin gua panas je. tp dsebabkn tgh lapa, gua pn mls nk ckp byk. xgne nk argue ngn org xphm bahase nie. tulis blog lg sedap nk rage. senang nk cite sbb 1 Malaya hatta 1 dunia pn ade bce gak. xtau la diorg phm k x. kalo xphm google translate je la. pastu ku mintak air xnk ice. bley plak die letak ice. mmg panas la n automatic mulut pn laju la nk mara2 nie kn smbl geleng2 pale.
naseb baek la cashier nie berbudi bahase ckit la xla mcm manager yg sombong tu, reti la die nie mintak maaf. mmg jd femes jap la kn coz sume customer2 laen yg tgh beratur tgk2 n jeling2 n ade yg siap rapat2 nk dgr ape yg aku ckp kat cashier tu. mmg jd femes la jap kn. xpasal2 dpt publisiti free2. kalo ade press kat ctu mesti ku dh wat press conference dh. motif die nk rage kat KFC n MANAGER die je la.
p/s: swiss garden resort n spa mmg cantek gle la. laen kali la singgah kuantan ku mesti ddk cnie la.mmg cantek la lobby lu.
*sory dh lame xrage pg2 nie. so ade peluang ape lg raging la puas2 smpi ati pn jd senang.
terime pujian dr bos. (bkn vr. raging yer)
tahniah la awak yer. pg2 dh kne puji ngn bos. br 2 bln keje br dpt 1 pujian. mmg tbaek la keje aku nie. xde keje ape sgt pn. tp kire ok la kn ble bos puji tu. mmg la nmpk aku ni cam xde keje cos pg2 dh stat raging kat tumblr nie tp sbnr nye aku nie org yg sgt sebok. ala2 multitasking la sbnrnye. kalo nk ikot kn aku ade 1 bos je. tp ble yg mengarahkn aku tu rmi sgt, jd aku pn ade byk sgt bos la. 1 bos sbnr, 1 supervisor, 1 collegue ala2 bos, termasuk la akak2 nie yg lantik aku jd technician pc/laptop diorg.
mmg rmi btol bos aku nie. tp xpe. keje pn xdela byk sgt pn. keje pn ckit2 je ala2 2jam sekali msk keje yg berdurasi 1 keje tu dlm 5 min je. mantop abess kn. nk wat cane kn dh naseb badan camtu. so jgn la jeles. pastu sbln skali pg la outstation. xbes pn. penat je ade la. yg bes dpt tdo hotel mahal2 jela. pastu dpt mkn kat hotel. mmg layan la kn. br la ade gaye2 org elite kn ala2 mamat2 iphone4 tu.
skang nie smpi ofis awal. dlm 7.30am pg dh smpi dh. tp biase la naek ofis pkol 8.15am gak coz smbg tdo la kat dlm kete b4 naek. xkn nk tdo kat dlm ofis lg plak kn. kalo mule2 bley la tdo atas meja. pastu ble bos lalu wat2 bz la. tdo dlm kete lg senang. xyah nk cover2. lantak la org lalu lalang nk ckp ape. dh sdap tdo mmg xlayan la korg2 lalu lalang nie. ble bgn tdo je. mule la berpeluh2 satu bdn n kepale. tp gua xkesah la coz pg td dh pki setong perfume. mmg cover baek la. pastu rambut pn sikat la ckit2 nk bg adjust n tune ckit2. pas ok ape lg jln la k lif. nk tunggu lif tu mmg azab la kn. last2 naek tangge pg kat Ground floor.
smpi ofis mcm biase la mkn la roti yg disapu ngn marmalade jem. xdela sedap mne pn. pahit2 adela. tp dh sbbkn mls nk beli mknn kat cafe so aku pn telan jela. bley la tahan perut ku nie smpi pkol 11am b4 die stat berkeroncong ntuk ana lg skali. kalo lapa ape lg mkn la biskut2 raye yg distokkn oleh my mom. sume biskut2 yg direject oleh tetamu2 yg hadir merangkap tuan umah skali la. sape nk mkn biskut2 yg xsdp tu ble byk lg bende2 yg sedap bley dihadamkn oleh perut yg xpenah tau erti jemu n boring menghadam mknn.
p/s: pasnie mkn lg. sape2 yg bce nie. jom la kte pg mkn berjemaah. pastu jgn tdo plak. jom join gua pg masjid smbg tdo. kthxbye
***arinie ari baek. bln baek. mood pn baek. so xyah la tanye asal xraging pg2 nie plak. ade je bende nk rage tp simpan la k laen kali. mayb pasnie entry pasal smyg jumaat secare bjemaah ala2 inception. tu pn kalo la ku rajen.
cite basi...
akak z:wah sexy nye amoi bju u. pendek nye.
amoi: aa pendek coz xcukup kaen.
p/s: jwpn nie dh jd universal 1msia.
***xde sbb nk rage pg2 nie coz meeting kat kltn cancel. tp xtau la ble plak kn. yg penting nye bkn besok la. mintak2 la lmbt lg la postpone tu. treasure hunt ujung bln nie plak kat lumut. swiss garden hotel n spa. mmg nk join la.
keje lalala in lala land (mengarut edition)
yeahh holiday...that was 2 weeks ago maa. yeahh raye that was 1 week ago lol. NOW, work work n work means sitting bored in the office. Woke up early in the morning as early as 5.45am way b4 the ayams2 berkokok2..sincerely never heard of the ayams since moved to this new house n even barely see a breathing chickas since then.
arrived at ofis around 7-8am n hv a bad feeling abt the car park being fully packed with cars (xpaya cite la jem pg2 tu cane...seniri mau ingat la). naek ofis ape lg tdo la dlu..bgn2 dh lunch. after mkn2 mcm biase la pg surau solat dzuhr. afterthat is the best part of the day which is waiting the clock to reach 5.30pm loorr..wat a boring day...i means days, weeks, months, years, n wat? for the rest of my life...no no no for atleast 10yrs laa..mayb kot...heaheahea...its gonna repeat itself during the weekdays...kthxbye
Annoying ringtones vr. Raging
Ni bkn zaman mse bdk2 dlu. Zaman dlu bley la nk bangge2 ngn ringtones lgu2 femes. Nowadays pki ringtones simple2 je. Ala2 HP cokia 3310 mse tu sume pki monophonic je pn. Eventho HP harge HP beribu2 tp ringtones penuh manner. Yg HP xdela mahal sgt nie xreti plak nk silent fon ble msk tmpt public. Dh la lgu pn ntah ape2 ntah, angkat nk berejam. B4 angkat HP tu angkat tinggi2 bg sume org taw HP die yg bunyi. Pastu ckp nk kuat2 mcm nk bg 1 floor taw ape yg die sembang. Dh tu gelak nk mcm pontianak je. Blm tmbh lg ble kiri kanan depan blkg pn msg2 join. Plg annoying skali sms alert pn cam bunyi org call. Sms je pn, xyahla nk maen 1 full lgu 3 minutes b4 nk reply.
P/s: hidup ni ble dh bosan sgt stat la raging sane snie. Ade je xkne. Yela mne x nye, Kalo 1 ari bley la tahan. Nie ari2 cam nie, saket jiwa pn bley. Anybody pls save me from this misery.





